What's Spanish for donkey show?

nbcparksandrec:

Amy Poehler is perfection in blue.

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sophia7hogwarts:

#I imagine she calls him all the time #and sometimes he answers #and most of the time she’s just trolling him #HELLO SWEETIE #OH DON’T MIND ME I’M JUST RELAXING HERE IN STORMCAGE #I KISSED A GUARD TODAY AND MADE HIM THINK I WAS MARILYN MONROE #OH WHAT’S THAT YOU’VE MET MARILYN? SHE KISSED YOU? YOU MARRIED HER? #HMM THAT SOUNDS VERY NICE SWEETIE #I BET YOU TOLD HER TO GET HER COAT AND SHE WASN’T EVEN WEARING ONE #WHAT NO OF COURSE IT WASN’T ME SWEETIE DON’T BE SILLY I WAS HERE IN STORMCAGE #so when she calls and wants serious things he doesn’t often answer #and when the TARDIS is like #RIVER CALLING #the Doctor is like#NO RIVER I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SILLY NONSENSE I HAVE MY OWN SILLY NONSENSE TO ATTEND TO #and she leaves a voicemail and she’s like #SWEETIE I KNOW YOU’RE THERE AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU’RE IGNORING ME BUT THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH #and he calls back and she’s like #SO I HEARD THERE WAS A NEW ARCHAEOLOGICAL DIG HAPPENING ON MIDNIGHT IN THE YEAR APPLE#and he’s like #RIVER YOU’RE IN THE 51ST CENTURY HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT AND NO I HATE MIDNIGHT BAD PLANET VERY BAD AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIFE OR DEATH #and she’s all #OOPS MUST’VE EXAGGERATED A BIT MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME PUNISH ME FOR IT #and he blushes and flails a bit and hangs up the phone #and River just sits in her cell #and she chuckles

Best. tag. ever.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

cumbereds:

GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE

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abadgerinthebluebox:

important note: don’t be an asshole

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analogplanets:

cishetssuck:

friendly reminder that:

• you are not weak if you want meds for your disorder
• you are not weak if you relapse once
• you are not weak if you relapse a thousand times
• you are not weak if some kinds of therapy don’t work for you
• you are not weak if some kinds of meds don’t work for you
• you are not weak if you have a mental disorder.

IMPORTANT

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I’m having one of those days where I kind of just hate everything about myself.

Allison in every episode: Heart Monitor (1x06)

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A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

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